Ever wonder why bra sizes are lettered from A to F and beyond? Here is a user definition for those who don't know!
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake!
We take a look back on the statistics that matter from United's successful European campaign...
First goal: Cristiano Ronaldo v Sporting Lisbon (19/09/07)
Last goal: Cristiano Ronaldo v Chelsea (21/05/08)
Most goals: Cristiano Ronaldo (8)
Number of goal scorers: 6
First half goals: 11
Second half goals: 9
Goals scored by substitutes: 2
First yellow card: Nani v Sporting Lisbon (19/09/07)
Last yellow card: Carlos Tevez v Chelsea (21/05/08)
Most bookings: Patrice Evra, Owen Hargreaves, Nani, Cristiano Ronaldo (2)
Penalties won: 2
Penalties conceded: 1
Most appearances: 12 – Michael Carrick (11 starts, 1 substitute appearance), Carlos Tevez (6 starts, 6 substitute appearances)
Most minutes on the pitch: Rio Ferdinand (1020 minutes)
Most sub appearances: Carlos Tevez (6)
First substitution: Louis Saha for Wayne Rooney v Sporting Lisbon (19/09/07)
Last substitution: Anderson for Wes Brown v Chelsea (21/05/08)
Number of players used: 26
Biggest win: 4-0 v Dynamo Kyiv (07/11/07)
Biggest home crowd: 75,521 v Olympique Lyonnais (04/03/08)
Biggest away crowd: 95,949 v Barcelona (23/04/08)
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KUALA LUMPUR - Kejayaan merangkul ke- juaraan Liga Su- per dan persem- bahan cemer- lang dalam Pi- ala AFC membolehkan pasukan bola sepak Kedah berada di kedudukan 145 kelab dunia dalam rangking Statistik dan Sejarah Persekutuan Bola Sepak Antarabang- sa (IFFHS).
Lebih membanggakan kedudukan Kedah itu lebih baik berbanding kedudukan kelab bola sepak Eropah yang yang ternama seperti Aston Villa (156), Ajax Amsterdam (169), Manchester City (217) dan AS Monaco (282).
Rangking yang diiktiraf oleh Persekutuan Bola Sepak Antarabangsa (FIFA) itu menunjukkan kedudukan kelab bola sepak seluruh dunia dan pungutan mata berdasarkan pencapaian kelab di kejohanan utama termasuk liga domestik.
Bulan lalu, Kedah berada di kedudukan 266 dan melonjak 121 anak tangga dengan mengumpul 95 mata berkongsi mata dan kedudukan dengan sebuah lagi kelab ternama di Eropah, Feyenoord.
Dalam pada itu, Perak, turut melonjak 214 anak tangga menduduki tangga ke-264 daripada kedudukan 478 pada bulan lalu.
Sementara itu dua pasukan kelab serantau dari Singapura, Angkatan Tentera Singapura berada di tangga ke-81 manakala Home United FC menghuni tempat ke- 98.
Pasukan Liga Perdana England, Manchester United mengungguli rangking berkenaan di tangga teratas, diikuti Chelsea di tempat kedua dan Barcelona di tangga ketiga.
Kedudukan rangking kelab dunia itu boleh dilayari di lama web www.iffhs.de.
Ada sorang mamat tu masuk ke dalam lif untuk naik ke tingkat lapan sebuah bangunan.
Sampai tingkat satu, tetiba je masuk sorang awek cun lagi bergaya lalu menyembur perfume ke tubuhnya."Ini perfume mahal tau..jenama Beverly Hills, RM400 sebotol," katanya angkuh. Bengang giler mamat tu.
Sampai tingkat tiga, masuk lak sorang mak datin juga menyembur perfume ke tubuhnya. "Perfume Vecinza dari Itali, RM1000 sebotol tau," kat mak datin tu lagi angkuh berbanding awek cun tadi. Lagi lar menyampah giler mamat tu.
Sampai je tingkat lapan, pintu lif pun terbuka dan mamat tu sed! ia lar nak keluar dari lif. "Proootttt!! ! Sebelum keluar mamat tu sempat mengeluarkan "gas aslinya" dalam lif tu.
"Telur rebus kedai mamak. Tak mahal, lima puluh sen sebiji jer..,"kata mamat tu selamba lalu berjalan meninggalkan kedua pompuan kerek yang mula termuntah dalam lif.
The best buys can save sides from relegation or secure them silverware. Or they can do neither: Soccernet's choice as the finest acquisition of the last 12 months has simply proved an outstanding addition to his club and provided great value for money. But he is not alone among arrivals in meriting acclaim, or praise for the manager who spotted him.
EPISOD malang ketika dibelasah teruk dua kelab dari Singapura akhirnya terbalas selepas kedua-dua wakil Malaysia, Kedah dan Perak masing-masing mencatat kemenangan bergaya pada saingan terakhir peringkat kumpulan Piala AFC 2008, malam tadi.
Lebih mengejutkan apabila Perak yang beraksi di tempat lawan menang 2-0 ke atas Tentera Singapura, manakala Kedah membelasah Home United, 4-1 di Alor Star meskipun kedua-dua pasukan sudah layak ke pusingan kedua kalah mati.
Di Stadium Darulaman, Kedah menyekat hasrat Home Utd mencipta kemenangan terakhir walaupun dikejutkan dengan jaringan seawal minit keempat menerusi Ludogick Jegkenjne Takam.
Anak buah Mohd Azraai Khor Abdullah bagaimanapun terpaksa menunggu minit ke-40 untuk menyamakan kedudukan menerusi tendangan bebas Nelson Sam Martin.
Kedah dilihat semakin rancak untuk memburu gol dan menambah jaringan sebaik babak kedua bermula menerusi Sabri Abu manakala Nelson dan Marlon Alex James masing-masing menyumbat gol ketiga dan keempat pada m-56 dan m-80 untuk melengkap kemenangan bergaya.
The data used for these lists is retrieved from Mininova and considered to be a representative sample.
| Ranking | Movie (downloads on Mininova) |
| 1 | Transformers (569.259) |
| 2 | Knocked Up (509.314) |
| 3 | Shooter (399.960) |
| 4 | Pirates Of The.Caribbean At World’s End (379.749) |
| 5 | Ratatouille (359.904) |
| 6 | 300 (358.226) |
| 7 | Next (354.044) |
| 8 | Hot Fuzz (352.905) |
| 9 | The Bourne Ultimatum (336.326) |
| 10 | Zodiac (334.699) |
| Ranking | TV-Shows (downloads most popular episode on Mininova) |
| 1 | Heroes (2.439.154) |
| 2 | Top Gear (1.217.923) |
| 3 | Battlestar Galactica (706.209) |
| 4 | Lost (705.724) |
| 5 | Prison Break (608.487) |
| 6 | Desperate Housewives (457.805) |
| 7 | 24 (524.303) |
| 8 | Family Guy (522.839) |
| 9 | Dexter (435.670) |
| 10 | Scrubs (427.420) |
The keyboard is a very much needed device in the computer. Nobody experiments with keyboards too much, even the layout that most of us use (QWERTY) did not change since typewriters. However, there would be no development without evolution, and while some of us make wireless keyboards with displays and USB hubs, others works on massive redesign of what the keyboards must be. Here are the top ten strangest keyboards ever produced in our opinion.
10. Luxeed LED Rainbow Keyboard
The backlit buttons on a keyboard is a very useful feature, especially if you sit all night in front of your computer. This keyboard has this feature too, but... It goes further, letting you to customize each button's color. Therefore, you can choose the pattern you like the most, or just color the different blocks of buttons to different colors. Maybe this is not the strangest keyboard, but it is definitely not regular one.
9. Roll-up Keyboard
If you think that your keyboard must go everywhere with you, then you will be interested in this extremly portable rubber keyboard. You can roll it up and stick it in your pocket with ease. That is all that makes it different from an ordinary one, but is it not enough for a keyboard to consider it strange? The biggest advantage of this keyboard - there will be no food under the buttons.
8. The Wrist keyboard
Hey, this one reminds me of Predator from Aliens vs Predator movie. The Predator had a computer on his wrist and typed on it regularly. However, this one only serves as a keyboard. It is hard to think of conditions when this keyboard is useful, maybe when you need to type while standing, or to control some device on the field. The main disadvantage is that only one hand is involved in typing, which makes typing painfully slow compared to usual method.
7. The Frogpad
This tiny keyboard can is more suitable to call a keypad, because it has only 20 buttons instead of 110. However, each button can accomplish several different functions. For example, button labeled as "O" can be used to type "O", slash, backslash, "Q", 7, or it can be the left arrow button and Insert button. All button operations are done via set of symbol shifting keys. It is obvious that they did all this 10 operation per button thing for reducing keyboard's size, but will it be comfortable to use? Creators say that after a good training you will be able to get up to 40 words per minute with this keypad... Nevertheless, why should you bother so much if you can do all that with the regular one?
6. The Twiddler 2
This keyboard is very similar to previous one, but it uses very different approach to typing. On this keyboard (keypad?) you need to press buttons just like when playing on the guitar. Maybe this keyboard is made especially for Guitar Hero fans or musicians, but for the ordinary people it will be very uncomfortable. The designers say that it will take "a weekend" to learn to type 30 words per minute on this thing. The question is - should you bother learning?
5. The cre8txt keyboard
This interesting keyboard continues the row of tiny compact keypads. It has one huge difference: it is created for SMS fanatics in mind. The button layout will be known to people who own cell phones - it is made in good and old three letters per button style. This keyboard has predictive input software, even slang to normal English translator, but it hugely lacks in speed compared with usual 110-buttoned keyboard.
4. Toshiba Gaming Keyboard
If you are a gamer then you know that regular keyboard is not that good for gaming as it is for typing. Therefore, person who wants to play often usually purchases a gamepad. Toshiba thinks that a true gamer must stick with a keyboard instead of a gamepad, but not with the regular one - with modified one. This gaming keyboard is almost completely useless for typing - it has only 55 buttons, which is enough for any game but is not enough for typing. It is questionable, why a gamer should buy this keyboard instead of a gamepad if he is not a First Person Shooter games fan.
3. Maltron 3D Ergonomic Keyboard
First thing you will notice - this keyboard is made especially to prevent RSI and to increase ergonomics. Yes, it is very ergonomic. However, you will need a week or two to get used to this "ergonomicness". It is the good idea to move button groups to the different sides, so the hands lie comfortably while typing. It even features some multimedia buttons, which are near the numpad panel that rests in the center of this keyboard. If this is what the ideal keyboard is, it is best to stick with the usual one instead, because this one looks completely strange.
2. The SafeType keyboard
This one looks even stranger that the previous one, but at least it is understandable why it is shaped like this. The main idea is that while typing position of your hands will be more comfortable, and they will not suffer from RSI and many other side effects of usual keyboards. However, the efforts you make to master this type of keyboard will overcome any advantages of this layout.
1. Orbitouch keyboard
This keyboard is the strangest of them all - it has no buttons. Not even a single one. How the keystrokes are made? Simple. The orbiTouch creates a keystroke when you rotate the two domes into one of their eight respective positions. Sliding the domes will result caracters respective to their positions. It also has a mouse function built in so thi one keyboard is able to replace a usual keyboard and a mouse. It is for sure that even after a hard training you will be able to slide (the word "type" just isn't right for this thing) words faster than on a usual keyboard. However, it may be useful for people with limited abilities.
Message: Kisah benar dari US . Banyak kisah-kisahaneh yang menakjubkan sebegini telah berlaku. Moga kita boleh ambil iktibar.
Seorang wanita muslim dari Malaysia yang bekerja di US, memakai tudung dan memiliki akhlak yang bagus. Suatu malam
perempuan ini dalam perjalanan balik kerumah dari tempat kerjanya. Kebetulandia mengambil jalan singkat untuk pulang. Jalan yang diambil pula agak tersorok dan tidak banyak orang yanglalu lalang pada masa itu. Maklum hari sudah lewat malam. Berjalan di jalan yang agak gelap sebegitu membuatkan dia agak gelisah dan rasa takut berjalan berseorangan.
Tiba-tiba dia nampak ada seorang lelaki (kulit putih Amerika) bersandar di dinding di tepi lorong itu. Dia mula rasa takut dan tak sedap hati. Apa yang saudari kita ni boleh buat adalah berdoa ke hadrat Allah memohon keselamatan atas dirinya. Dia baca ayat Kursi dengan penuh pengharapan agar Allah membantu dia disaat itu.Masa dia melepasi lelaki yang bersandar
itu, dia sempat menoleh dan dapat mengecam muka lelaki itu. Nasib baik lelaki itu buat tidak endah dan perempuan ini selamat sampai ke rumahnya.
Keesokkan paginya, saudari ini terbaca dalam akhbar yang seorang perempuan telah dirogol oleh seorang lelaki yang tidak dikenali dekat lorong yang dia jalan semalam hanya 10 minit selepas dia melintasi lorong tersebut.Muslimah ini yakin benar lelaki kulit putih yang dia lihat semalam adalah perogol itu. Atas rasa tanggungjawab dia terus ke balai polis dan buat aduan. Wanita ni dapat mengenalpasti suspek melalui kawad cam dan selepas siasatan dilakukan, polis dapat bukti bahawa lelaki tersebut adalah perogol yang dicari.
Tapi perempuan Muslim ini hairan juga kenapa lelaki tadi tak jadikan dia mangsa ketika dia melalui lorong tersebut walhal dia keseorangan di masa tu, tetapi lelaki tadi rogol perempuan yang lalu selepas dia. Muslimah ini nak tahu sangat sebabnya. Jadi dia minta kebenaran polis untuk bercakap dengan perogol tadi sebelum hukuman dijatuhkan (sebelum lelaki tadi di bawa ke tempat lain).
Dia pun tanya perogol itu "Why don't you do anything to me on that night even though you know that I'm alone?" Perogol
tu jawab: "No, you are not alone. That night I saw two young man walking with you. One on your right side and the other one was by your left side. If you were alone of course you will be my victim."
Saudari ni rasa amat terkejut bila dengar penjelasan perogol tu. Dia bersyukur ke hadrat Allah kerana memelihara dia malam itu, mungkin juga berkat ayat Kursi yang dia baca malam itu.
MORAL CERITA INI:
Jika kita sebagai hambaNya menurut segala perintah dan meninggalkan segala laranganNya, Dia pastinya akan sentiasa
dekat dengan kita dan memelihara kita. Muslimah tadi pertama-tamanya menutup aurat dan memang Muslimah yang menjaga
batas-batas yang ditetapkan Islam.(Kalau aurat terbuka malaikat pun malas dekat).Mungkin dua orang lelaki yang menemani
wanita itu adalah malaikat yang diutuskan Allah untuk menjaga hambaNya yang sentiasa ingat akan diriNya.
Ayat Kursi sememangnya adalah ayat pelindung yang mustajab...selalula h amalkannya. Bayangkan anda seorang yang selalu
ingkar suruhan Allah, kufur dengan nikmatnya, sambil lewa beribadat.Dapatkah anda mendapat pertolongan sebegini dari Allah? Balasan Allah tu boleh datang semasa di dunia lagi. Di akhirat kelak memang pasti kerana itu janji Allah. Jadi, renungkanlah di mana level 'iman' kita sekarang ini. Wassalam.
Barang siapa membaca ayat Kursi apabila berbaring di tempat tidurnya,Allah mewakilkan 2 orang Malaikat memeliharanya hingga subuh. Barang siapa yang membaca ayat al-Kursi ketika dalam kesempitan nescaya Allah berkenan memberi pertolongan kepadanya [Dari Abdullah bin 'Amr r.a.]
Sebuah kisah benar yang sangat sangat menarik pada pandangan saya.semoga andasemua mendapat pengajaran dan ilmu yang
bermanfat.sebagai hamba kita seharusnyapercaya dengan kemampuan senjata orangmukmin iaitu DOA....semoga kita sentiasa
dipeliara Allah dari kejahatan syaitan yang di rejam.....
Assalam Mu'alaikum Wbrth!!! Sahabat semua...bacalah....
Ya Allah... takutnyer... bacelah sampai habis.. skjap jer..
x smp 5 minit..pun!!!
YA ALLAH YA RAHMAN YA RAHIM, lindunglilah dan peliharakanlah kami, kedua ibubapa kami, isteri kami, anak-anak kami, kaum keluarga kami & semua orang Islam dari azab seksa api nerakaMu YA ALLAH.
Sesungguhnya kami tidak layak untuk menduduki syurgaMu YA ALLAH, namun tidak pula kami sanggup untuk ke nerakaMu YA ALLAH.
Ampunilah dosa-dosa kami, terimalah taubat kami dan terimalah segala ibadah dan amalan kami dengan RAHMATMU YA ALLAH......AMIN.....
.: Luasnya Neraka :.
Yazid Arraqqasyi dari Anas bin Malik ra. berkata: Jibrail datang kepada Nabi saw pada waktu yg ia tidak biasa datang dalam keadaan berubah mukanya,
maka ditanya oleh nabi s.a.w.: 'Mengapa aku melihat kau berubah muka?'
Jawabnya: 'Ya Muhammad, aku datang kepadamu di saat Allah menyuruh supaya dikobarkan penyalaan api neraka, maka tidak layak bagi orang yg mengetahui bahawa neraka Jahannam itu benar, dan siksa kubur itu benar, dan siksa Allah itu terbesar untuk bersuka-suka sebelum ia merasa
aman dari padanya.'
Lalu nabi s.a.w. bersabda: 'Ya Jibrail, jelaskan padaku sifat
Jahannam.'
Jawabnya: 'Ya. Ketika Allah menjadikan Jahannam, maka dinyalakan selama seribu tahun, sehingga merah, kemudian dilanjutkan seribu tahun sehingga putih, kemudian seribu tahun sehingga hitam, maka ia hitam gelap, tidak pernah padam nyala dan baranya. Demi Allah yg mengutus engkau dengan hak, andaikan terbuka sebesar lubang jarum nescaya akan dapat membakar penduduk dunia semuanya kerana panasnya.
Demi Allah yg mengutus engkau dengan hak, andaikan satu baju ahli neraka itu digantung di antara langit dan bumi nescaya akan mati penduduk bumi kerana panas dan basinya.
Demi Allah yg mengutus engkau dengan hak, andaikan satu pergelangan dari rantai yg disebut dalam Al-Quran itu diletakkan di atas bukit, nescaya akan cair sampai ke bawah
bumi yg ke tujuh.
Demi Allah yg mengutus engkau dengan hak, andaikan seorang di hujung barat tersiksa, nescaya akan terbakar orang-orang yang di hujung timur kerana sangat panasnya, Jahannam itu sangat dalam dan perhiasannya besi dan minumannya air panas campur nanah dan pakaiannya potongan-potongan api.
Api neraka itu ada tujuh pintu, tiap-tiap pintu ada bahagiannya yang tertentu dari orang laki-laki dan perempuan.'
Nabi s.a.w. bertanya: 'Apakah pintu-pintunya bagaikan pintu-pintu rumah kami?'
Jawabnya: 'Tidak, tetapi selalu terbuka, setengahnya di
bawah dari lainnya, dari pintu ke pintu jarak perjalanan 70,000 tahun, tiap pintu lebih panas dari yang lain 70 kali ganda.' (nota kefahaman: iaitu yg lebih bawah lebih panas)
Tanya Rasulullah s.a.w.: 'Siapakah penduduk masing-masing pintu?'
Jawab Jibrail:
'Pintu yg terbawah untuk orang-orang munafik, dan orang-orang yg kafir setelah diturunkan hidangan mukjizat nabi Isa a.s. serta keluarga Fir'aun sedang namanya Al-Hawiyah.
Pintu kedua tempat orang-orang musyrikin bernama Jahim,
Pintu ketiga tempat orang shobi'in bernama Saqar.
Pintu ke empat tempat Iblis dan pengikutnya dari kaum majusi bernama Ladha,
Pintu kelima orang yahudi bernama Huthomah.
Pintu ke enam tempat orang nasara bernama Sa'eir.'
Kemudian Jibrail diam segan pada Rasulullah s.a.w. sehingga ditanya: 'Mengapa tidak kau terangkan penduduk pintu ke tujuh?'
Jawabnya: 'Di dalamnya orang-orang yg berdosa besar dari ummatmu yg sampai mati belum sempat bertaubat.'
Maka nabi s.a.w. jatuh pingsan ketika mendengar keterangan itu, sehingga Jibrail meletakkan kepala nabi s.a.w. di pangkuannya sehingga sedar kembali dan
sesudah sadar nabi saw bersabda: 'Ya Jibrail, sungguh besar kerisauanku dan sangat sedihku, apakah ada seorang dari ummat ku yang akan masuk ke dalam neraka?'
Jawabnya: 'Ya, iaitu orang yg berdosa besar dari ummatmu.'
Kemudian nabi s.a.w. menangis, Jibrail juga menangis, kemudian nabi s.a.w. masuk ke dalam rumahnya dan tidak keluar kecuali untuk sembahyang kemudian kembali dan tidak berbicara dengan orang dan bila sembahyang
selalu menangis dan minta kepada Allah.(dipetik dari kitab 'Peringatan Bagi Yg Lalai')
Dari Hadith Qudsi: Bagaimana kamu masih boleh melakukan maksiat sedangkan kamu tak dapat bertahan dengan panasnya terik matahari Ku.
Tahukah kamu bahawa neraka jahanamKu itu:
1. Neraka Jahanam itu mempunyai 7 tingkat
2. Setiap tingkat mempunyai 70,000 daerah
3. Setiap daerah mempunyai 70,000 kampung
4. Setiap kampung mempunyai 70,000 rumah
5. Setiap rumah mempunyai 70,000 bilik
6. Setiap bilik mempunyai 70,000 kotak
7. Setiap kotak mempunyai 70,000 batang pokok zarqum
8. Di bawah setiap pokok zarqum mempunyai 70,000 ekor
ular
9. Di dalam mulut setiap ular yang panjang 70 hasta
mengandungi lautan racun yang hitam pekat.
10. Juga di bawah setiap pokok zarqum mempunyai
70,000 rantai
11. Setiap rantai diseret oleh 70,000 malaikat
Mudah-mudahan ini dapat menimbulkan keinsafan kepada kita semua.....Wallahua'lam.
Al-Quran Surah Al- Baqarah Ayat 159
Sesungguhnya orang-orang yang menyembunyikan apa yang telah Kami turunkan dari keterangan-keterangan dan petunjuk hidayat, sesudah Kami terangkannya kepada manusia di dalam Kitab Suci, mereka itu dilaknat oleh Allah dan dilaknat oleh sekalian makhluk.
Dari Abdullah bin 'Amr R.A,
Rasulullah S.A.W bersabda:' Sampaikanlah pesanku biarpun satu ayat..
SEPULUH ORANG YANG MAYATNYA TIDAK BUSUK DAN TIDAK REPUT DI HARI QIAMAT KELAK!!!
Disebutkan di dalam satu riwayat, bahawasanya apabila para makhluk dibangkitkan dari kubur, mereka semuanya berdiri tegak di kubur masing-masing selama 44 tahun UMUR AKHIRAT dalam keadaan TIDAK MAKAN dan TIDAK MINUM, TIDAK DUDUK dan TIDAKBERCAKAP.
Bertanya orang kepada Rasulullah saw : 'Bagaimana kita dapat mengenali ORANG-ORANG MUKMIN kelak di hari qiamat?'
Maka jawabnya Rasulullah saw 'Umatku dikenali kerana WAJAH mereka putih disebabkan oleh WUDHU'.' Bila qiamat datang maka malaikat datang ke kubur orang mukmin sambil membersihkan debu di badan mereka KECUALI pada tempat sujud. Bekas SUJUD tidak dihilangkan.
Maka memanggillah dari zat yang memanggil. Bukanlah debu 'itu dari debu kubur mereka, akan tetapi debu itu ialah debu KEIMANAN' mereka. Oleh itu tinggallah debu itu sehingga mereka melalui titian' Siratul Mustaqim dan memasuki Alam SYURGA, sehingga setiap orang melihat para mukmin itu mengetahui bahawa mereka adalah pelayan Ku dan hamba-hamba Ku.
Disebutkan oleh hadith Rasulullah saw bahawa sepuluh orang yang mayatnya TIDAK BUSUK dan TIDAK REPUT dan akan bangkit dalam tubuh asal diwaktu mati :-
1. Para Nabi
2 Para Ahli Jihad
3. Para Alim Ulama
4. Para Syuhada
5. Para Penghafal Al Quran
6. Imam atau Pemimpin yang Adil
7. Tukang Azan
8. Wanita yang mati kelahiran/beranak
9. Orang mati dibunuh atau dianiaya
10. Orang yang mati di siang hari atau di malam Jumaat jika mereka
itu dari kalangan orang yang beriman.
Didalam satu riwayat yang lain dari Jabir bin Abdullah ra sabda Rasulullah saw: Apabila datang hari QIAMAT dan orang-orang yang berada di dalam kubur dibangkitkan maka Allah swt memberi wahyu kepada Malaikat Ridhwan:
' Wahai Ridhwan, sesungguhnya Aku telah mengeluarkan hamba-hamba Ku berpuasa ( Ahli Puasa ) dari kubur mereka di dalam keadaan letih dan dahaga. Maka ambillah dan berikan mereka segala makanan yang digoreng dan buah-buahan SYURGA. '
Maka Malaikat Ridhwan menyeru, wahai sekelian kawan-kawan dan semua anak-anak yang belum baligh, lalu mereka semua datang dengan membawa dulang dari nur dan berhimpun dekat Malaikat Ridhwan bersama dulang yang penuh dengan buahan dan minuman yang lazat dari syurga dengan sangat banyak melebihi daun-daun kayu di bumi.
Jika Malaikat Ridhwan berjumpa mukmin maka dia memberi makanan itu kepada mereka sambil mengucap sebagaimana yang difirman oleh Allah swt di dalam Surah Al-Haqqah bermaksud :
'Makan dan minumlah dengan sedap disebabkan AMAL yang telah kamu kerjakan pada HARI yang telah LALU itu.'
* Tolong sebarkan kisah ini kepada saudara Islam yang lain.
Ilmu yang bermanfaat ialah salah satu amal yang berkekalan bagi orang yang mengajarnya meskipun dia sudah mati. ' Dan ( ingatlah ) Allah sentiasa mengetahui dengan mendalam akan apa jua yang kamu lakukan.' Surah Al-Baqarah : 237
Untuk renungan dan amalan bersama ..
Here we cast an eye over the statistics that matter from the Reds' championship-winning 2007/08 league season...
First goal: Paul Scholes v Portsmouth (15/08/07)
Last goal: Ryan Giggs v Wigan Athletic (11/05/08)
Most goals: Cristiano Ronaldo (31)
Number of goal scorers: 13 (plus two own goals)
First half goals: 32
Second half goals: 42
Goals scored by substitutes: 6
First yellow card: Nemanja Vidic v Portsmouth (15/08/07)
Last yellow card: Wayne Rooney v Wigan Athletic (11/05/08)
First red card: Cristiano Ronaldo v Portsmouth (15/08/07)
Last red card: Nani v West Ham United (03/05/08)
Most bookings: Wes Brown, Wayne Rooney (8)
Penalties won: 8
Penalties conceded: 1
Most appearances: Wes Brown (34 starts, 2 substitute apps)
Most minutes on the pitch: Rio Ferdinand (3050 minutes)
Most sub appearances: John O’Shea (18)
First substitution: Nani for Wayne Rooney v Reading (12/08/07)
Last substitution: Ryan Giggs for Ji-sung Park v Wigan Athletic (11/05/08)
Number of players used: 25
Biggest win: 6-0 v Newcastle (12/01/08)
Biggest home crowd: 76,013 v West Ham United (03/05/07)
Biggest away crowd: 60,161 v Arsenal (03/11/07)
Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.
Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut. Di sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya. Selepas membaca e-mail pertama itu si janda tersebut pun pengsan. Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca mesej di dalam skrin komputer:
To : Isteri kesayanganku
Date : 16 May 2002
Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai
Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh menghantar e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.
Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari esok.Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke sini nanti lebih bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.
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Record-holder Ryan Giggs marked a lifetime's loyalty with the best present possible as he delivered another Premier League title to Manchester United as they beat Wigan 2-0.
United were in front but needing calming despite Cristiano Ronaldo's first-half penalty when Giggs kept his nerve to coolly slot home Wayne Rooney's through ball.
A quarter of an hour earlier, Giggs' had been introduced for his 758th United appearance, equalling a milestone left by Sir Bobby Charlton that will surely be eclipsed in Moscow on May 21.
But all Giggs will care about is adding to a medal collection that continues to expand, containing all 10 championships won under Sir Alex Ferguson, part of an overall United haul of 17, one adrift of Liverpool, who Ferguson has vowed to overtake.
Few would begrudge the Red Devils their latest success, even if the free-flowing attack that has propelled them to glory by two points over Chelsea - who drew 1-1 with Bolton - was strangely muted.
Certainly anyone still daring to suggest Steve Bruce was happy enough to do his old club a favour clearly was not inside a stadium where, contrary to stated wisdom, the vast majority wanted a home win.
And how Wigan did their supporters proud as they controlled possession for long periods and enjoyed the majority of chances.
Emile Heskey was a particular thorn in the side of Rio Ferdinand and Nemanja Vidic and, with Antonio Valencia providing flashes of inspiration from the flanks, United were wobbling.
Had Chelsea known the strife their rivals were in and taken advantage in those tense early minutes, United may have toppled.
Instead, Michael Brown, Jason Koumas and Marcus Bent all failed to convert half chances and Chelsea, with longer-term problems concerning John Terry to deal with, could not seize the early initiative.
Not for the first time in recent weeks, Ronaldo had been a subdued force until his moment of destiny arrived and allowed him to equal Alan Shearer's Premier League best haul of 31.
The Portugal winger is still to produce the one stand-out performance on a day of high importance that will silence his remaining critics.
But, with the pressure starting to increase, Ronaldo was the coolest man in the stadium, sending Chris Kirkland the wrong way after Boyce had clipped Wayne Rooney.
As Sir Alex Ferguson had listed Rooney as no better than having the chance of a place on the bench 48 hours earlier, the striker's presence in United's starting line-up was a major surprise.
Like Ronaldo, Rooney toiled for long periods without having an impact but as Paul Scharner let the ball slide under his foot, Ferguson's decision to select the England man was fully justified as he was onto it in a flash.
A posse of Wigan players, Boyce among them, surrounded referee Steve Bennett to complain, although in truth they had a more plausible argument when Paul Scholes barged Wilson Palacios over by the touchline a couple of minutes later.
As the tenacious midfielder had already been booked for a foul on the same man, Bennett would have been fully justified in giving the afternoon a dramatic twist by pulling out a red card.
Instead, the official, harangued by Ferguson for dismissing Ronaldo at Portsmouth earlier in the season, opted to issue a final warning, which merely reinforced the belief that United would be champions.
United certainly began the second-half as if they believed it.
Kirkland denied a thunderous Ronaldo free-kick and goalbound efforts from Rooney and Carlos Tevez.
It formed past of a frenzied period which should have seen United awarded a penalty for Titus Bramble's ill-advised lunge on Scholes and Rooney booked as he launched a volley of abuse at Bennett for a free-kick awarded against him.
At least for the sake of United's nerves, the action was taking place around the Wigan goal but by the time Giggs was introduced, the Latics had revived and Emile Heskey planted a header on the roof of the visitors' net from Koumas' free-kick.
But United were not to be denied and 10 minutes from time, Rooney provided the killer pass for Giggs to wrap up yet another title and allow minds to wander towards the Luzhniki Stadium in 10 days' time when they intend to leave Chelsea heartbroken once more.
1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
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2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."
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3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
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4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
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5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,
she asked, "Are you a cop?"
Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,
my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said," What'd he do?"
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7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."
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9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting , then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."
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10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother .. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"
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