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Monday, March 30, 2009

Doa DS Nizar Di aminkan oleh BN



baguslah
dah mmg DS Nizar layak jadi imam

Come On MAN UTD


fight till the end
glory2 MAN UTD

Buat Video Pokok pun Bley Kena Tangkap

Malaysia dah makin pelik
wat citer lucah, sexy bley aja
tapi wat pasal pokok kn tangkap
hehe

http://hamirdin.blogspot.com/2009/03/adun-dap-ditangkap-kerana.html

Friday, March 27, 2009

Macam mana nak berhadapan dengan HANTU!


Pocong
Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak ni memang mudah cari kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu bukak tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu rana dia tidak pakai apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya tu.

Langsuir

Dia ni suka pandang muka kita, jadi beranikan diri anda tenung balik muka dia sambil jelir-jelir lidah. Kalau tak pun tunjuk cermin muka kat dia, pasti dia tersipu-sipu malu.

Pontianak

Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau terserempak dengan dia, kita pun mestilah ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita cuba mengilai lebih kuat dari dia, tentu dia boring.

Hantu Raya

Hantu ni suka beraya dan suka menyamar jadi tuan dia. Cara mengalahkannya senang saja, sambutlah hari raya tiap kali jumpa dia, bagi duit raya, ajak main meriam buluh, suruh kacau dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia tak kacau kita sebab banyak kerja dan aktiviti lain dia nak buat.

Hantu Galah

Hantu ni la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau terjumpa dia, kita hendaklah meniarap. Pasti dia tak perasan kita ada disitu.

Jerangkung

Dia ni ada kulit tapi nipis. Tinggal rangka saja, dan paling mudah untuk menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu tunjal dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat gerak-gerinya mengimbangi badan untuk berdiri tegak.

Toyol

Lagi senang kalau nak kalahkan dia, bagi duit satu sen berguni-guni..nanti dia ingat duit emas, lepas tu dia pikul bawak balik bagi tuannya... lepas tu sah-sah lah dapat penampau Jepun dari tuannya kerana mana nak tukar duit satu sen banyak2 tu.

Hantu Ponteng

Yang ni payah sikit nak cakap sebab, hantu-hantu ni cam korang lerrr..takder kerja lain asyik ponteng kerja, lepaih tu nengok e-mail..macam sekarang nih..sah-sah tengah ponteng nie..macamana nak jawab..korang sendiri gak jadik hantu..jadi bawak-bawaklah buat kerja ... .. hehehehehe

LEPAS BACE NIE DAH TAK YAH TAKUT2 NGAN HANTU..TAKUT PADA DIRI SENDIRI SEBAB KADANG2 DIRI SENDIRI LEBIH MENYERAMKAN DARIPADA HANTU!!!!!!!!

from http://isuhangat.blogspot.com/2009/03/macam-mana-nak-berhadapan-dengan-hantu.html

Blog TG Nik Aziz



jangan lupa untuk ke pautan di bawah

TG Nik Aziz dah ada blog sendiri dah

http://www.blogtokguru.com

Thursday, March 26, 2009

What is Hell (Jahannam)?


[All about Hell. what, where, how and more.]


  1. Hell is so deep that if a stone were to be thrown into it, it would travel for 70 years to reaching at the bottom.
  1. The breadth of each of the four walls around Hell is equivalent to a distance covered by a walking journey of 40 years.
  1. Hell has 7 gates.
  1. Hell had been lit for one thousand years until its flames became red.. Again it has heated for another thousand years till its color became white. Still again it was burnt for further thousand years and its white color flames turned pitch black.
  1. Even the fiercest fire of this world is 70 fold cooler than the fire of Hell.
  1. The lightest punishment in Hell would be the wearing of "Fiery shoes which would cause one ' s brain to boil.
  1. Hell in infested with venomous snakes and scorpions of the size of donkeys and if they were to bite a person then he or she will suffer pain for 40 years.
  1. For food, the dweller of Hell would be given Zaqqum which is a prickly tree, so bitter, that even if a single molecule of it were to spill onto this earth it would make all the foodstuff of the world bitter and unpalatable.
  1. For drinking, the denizen of Hell would be provided with hot, boiling pus mixed with blood, matter, urine and tears etc. of the dwellers of Hell. If a bucket of this foul liquid were to be splashed over this earth, the entire world would be upset and disrupted by its most foul stink.
  1. Boiling water would be poured over Jahannami ' s head and this will cause their internal organs to melt and leak out through their feet.
  1. The inmates of Hell would be lashed with heavy clubs of iron. If one such club was to be placed upon this earth, the combined strength of all the human beings, as well as all the Jinn, would fail to lift it; and if a mountain is struck with one of these clubs it would cause the whole mountain to disintegrate.
  1. The dwellers of Hell would be burnt daily for 70 thousand times. Every time, after the skin and flesh is burnt; they would be restored to life so that they can continuously taste this punishment.
  1. A drunkard will be given blood, pus, sweat, filth etc. to drink in Hell.
  1. All the haughty people will be gathered in the Hereafter and driven towards Hell but their bodies would be reduced to the size of ants and they will be given to consume the excretions of the dwellers of Hell.
  1. Some sinners would be made to climb "SAUD" which is a mountain of fire in Hell, and then dropped from its peak and climb and dropped from its peak and climb and dropped from its peak and this process would continue forever and ever.
  1. The dwellers of Hell would be pound in chains which would be greater in length than the distance between the sky and the earth.
  1. The clothes of sinners in Hell would be highly inflammable.
  1. Beside physical torture, the dwellers of Hell would also be subjected to mental harassment through the taunting by the guardian of Hell who will remind them of their misdeed on earth and remarks "Now taste the fires" etc.
  1. The sinners and disbelievers would be humiliate to such an extent that besides their revolting ugliness and pitch black faces, their upper lips would be touching their foreheads and the lower lip dangling around the navel.
  1. The dwellers of Hell would weep so much and shed so much of tears and blood that furrows would be formed on their cheeks.
  1. The tongues of Hell-inmates would be so long and protruding from there mouths that others would trample and step on them.
  1. Shayateen will also rebuke the denizens of Hell. (you will see the jinn and other foul looking creatures you have never seen before burning and shouting right next to you)
  1. All the human senses will experience pain and foulness. You will hear horrific and disturbing sounds you have never heard before that would indeed shake you and scare you, and you will see foul and horrific things you have never seen before, as well as taste the foulest things you couldn’t possibly imagine eating... and of course feel pain like no human could possibly ever imagine, forever.
  1. The dwellers of Hell would display their rage and fury on those who led them astray.
  1. The inhabitants of Hell would appeal to the guardians of Jahannam to intercede on their behalf in the court of Allah but their pleas would reject. They would make direct supplication to Allah but their prayers would not be granted.
  1. They will then abide forever in Hell, continuously lamenting and braying like a***s (jungle animals)
That’s pretty extreme ay?
Well even if you try to imagine it, it’s ten thousand times worse.
Humans were created not capable of imagining hell or heaven.

This world is temporary. But when you die, that’s when you start your permanent life.

I hope when you read this you will try to strengthen your EEMAN and fear ALLAH and his punishment. Because when he punishes, he will be severe.

I certainly don’t envy those disbelievers out there. They will all suffer a terrible ending.

email by
Fazal Khan


Gelagat Peminat Sukan Luar Negara


mmg macam2 ragam peminat sukan luar negara nih
fanatik la katakan
Malaysia pon ada jgk yg ganas2
tp blum sampai tahap nih lagi rasanya

for more pics

thank you to oddee.com

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Meja Study


Meja Study Pompuan

Meja Study Laki (lebey kurang macam meja ako aja)

http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com/2009/03/girls-desk-vs-boys-desk-2pics.html

DragonQuest 2009 DVDRiP XviD-WaLMaRT


thank you to the uploader

Heroes S03E20 HDTV XviD-LOL




thank you to the uploader

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Nice Lighter




thanks to the http://curiousphotos.blogspot.com

Rahsia Tahi Lalat

Bagian Badan

Firasat

bibir atas kanan

banyak rezeki, pandai

bibir atas kiri

ramai kawan, baik hati

bibir bawah kanan

disegani orang, ramai yg suka

bibir bawah kiri

pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah

leher kanan

cerdas, jujur, berani menderita

leher kiri

cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan

leher di tengah

tercapai cita-cita

biji mata kanan

suka serong dan pembohong

biji mata kiri

pembohong tetapi baik hati

hujung mata kanan

baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas

hujung mata kiri

baik budi, murah rezeki

punggung kanan

agak mengalami kesulitan

punggung kiri

malas dan suka duduk

betis kanan

suka berhibur, boros

betis kiri

rajin,tidak suka menganggur

lutut kanan

bersikap tidak peduli dan tak mahu berusaha

lutt kiri

kurang kuat berusaha

kepala sebelah kanan

terkabul cita-cita

kepala sebelah kiri

sering menemui kesusahan

kepala sebelah belakang

jujur, sabar dan tekun

kening kanan

cerdas dan cekap

kening kiri

cerdas, sopan santun

tengah kening

keras hati, berani segala hal

hujung mulut kanan

kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah

hujung mulut kiri

suka berpoya-poya

ketiak kanan

dapat menyimpan rahsia

ketiak kiri

jujur, banyak yang cinta

pergelangan kaki kanan

suka berpergian (keluar rumah)

pergelangan kaki kiri

kehendak kuat

batang hidung

banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya

pada hidung

banyak rezeki

dagu bawah kanan

jujur dan baik hati

dagu bawah kiri

bijak sana dan berbudi luhur

kemaluan kanan atau kiri

baik, suka senggama

di kepala kemaluan (lelaki)

bakal beristeri 2

tumit kanan

jujur dan banyak kawan

tumit kiri

baik budi

alis kanan

suka menolong, baik hati

alis kiri

ramai yang suka

pangkal peha kanan

kemahuan kuat

pangkal peha kiri

suka kerja apa pun

telapak kaki kanan

tak mudah mengeluh

jari kaki kanan

suka menolong

jari kaki kiri

berbudi, suka berbuat baik

bahu kanan

cermat dlm membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan

bahu kiri

suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab

buah dada kanan

baik hati, pendiam,simpan rahsia

buah dada kiri

ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan

lengan kanan

setia dan taat pada atasan

lengan kiri

menepati janji dan rajin

pipi kanan

ramai teman

tengah-tengah pipi kanan

ramai yg suka

tengah-tengah pipi kiri

ramai teman

ubun-ubun

kurang jujur

pusat

cerdas, tangkas, tekun

pusat bahagian kanan

sejahtera dalam hidup

pusat bahagian kiri

beroleh kemliaan

pinggang kanan

sayang pada pasangan hidup

pinggang kiri

disayang pasangan hidup

dada kanan

dapat mengatasi masalah

dada kiri

berani, jujur dan sabar

telapak kaki kanan

tidak mudah mengeluh

telapak kaki kiri

baik budi pekertinya

siku tangan kanan

kuat ingin memiliki kekayaan

siku tangan kiri

baik hati, suka menolong

jari tangan kanan

serba beroleh keuntungan

jari tangan kiri

serba baik bekerja

jari telapak tangan kanan

banyak rezeki tapi boros

jari telapak tangan kiri

banyak rezeki dan cermat

perut bawah kanan

banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf

perut bawah kiri

baik hati, tenang hidupnya

sudut mata kanan dalam

disayang suami atau isteri

sudut mata kiri dalam

tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan

sudut mata kanan luar

baik budi, ramai yg cinta

pelipis kiri

murah rezeki, dpt jadi kaya

pelipis kanan

serba berhasil dalam usaha

kelopak mata kanan atas

baik hati, ramah, berjaya

kelopak mata kiri atas

baik budi, ramai yg suka

kelopak mata kanan bawah

agak malas

kelopak mata kiri bawah

agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana

Sedey Ako

apa dah jadi dgn Man Utd nih
kalah lagi
2-0 plak tuh
isk..isk..
2 kad merah plak tuh
ako x tgk
baru blk dari pantai timur

tapi team tempatan ako sokokng menang
kedah
hehe...

harap2 team2 ako sokong trus menang

Friday, March 20, 2009

Draw For Champions League 2008/2009

Quarter-finals

Villarreal v Arsenal

Manchester United v Porto

Liverpool v Chelsea

Barcelona v Bayern Munich

* First legs to be played April 7 and 8

Second legs to be played April 14 and 15

Semi-finals

Manchester United or Porto v Villarreal or Arsenal

Barcelona or Bayern Munich v Liverpool or Chelsea

* First legs to be played on April 28 and 29

* Second legs to be played May 5 and 6

ok r MU jumpa Porto.Harap2 bley pegi final.
Ako suka sgt Chelsea jumpa Liverpool...hehe