Doa DS Nizar Di aminkan oleh BN

baguslah
dah mmg DS Nizar layak jadi imam

http://perakexpress.com/www/?p=2438

Come On MAN UTD

fight till the end
glory2 MAN UTD

Buat Video Pokok pun Bley Kena Tangkap

Malaysia dah makin pelik
wat citer lucah, sexy bley aja
tapi wat pasal pokok kn tangkap
hehe

http://hamirdin.blogspot.com/2009/03/adun-dap-ditangkap-kerana.html

Macam mana nak berhadapan dengan HANTU!

Pocong
Hantu yang berbungkus macam lepat pisang baru masak ni memang mudah cari kelemahannya. Kita hanya perlu bukak tali pengikat di atas kepalanya dan tarik kain balutannya. Sudah tentu dia akan berasa malu rana dia tidak pakai apa apa pun, selain kain kapan pembungkusnya tu.

Langsuir
Dia ni suka pandang muka kita, jadi beranikan diri anda tenung balik muka dia sambil jelir-jelir lidah. Kalau tak pun tunjuk cermin muka kat dia, pasti dia tersipu-sipu malu.

Pontianak
Hantu yang suka ketawa. Kalau terserempak dengan dia, kita pun mestilah ketawa sama. Kalau boleh kita cuba mengilai lebih kuat dari dia, tentu dia boring.

Hantu Raya
Hantu ni suka beraya dan suka menyamar jadi tuan dia. Cara mengalahkannya senang saja, sambutlah hari raya tiap kali jumpa dia, bagi duit raya, ajak main meriam buluh, suruh kacau dodol atau jaga lemang. Tentu dia tak kacau kita sebab banyak kerja dan aktiviti lain dia nak buat.

Hantu Galah
Hantu ni la yang paling tinggi di muka bumi. Kalau terjumpa dia, kita hendaklah meniarap. Pasti dia tak perasan kita ada disitu.

Jerangkung
Dia ni ada kulit tapi nipis. Tinggal rangka saja, dan paling mudah untuk menewaskannya. Kita hanya perlu tunjal dahinya dengan telunjuk dan lihat gerak-gerinya mengimbangi badan untuk berdiri tegak.

Toyol
Lagi senang kalau nak kalahkan dia, bagi duit satu sen berguni-guni..nanti dia ingat duit emas, lepas tu dia pikul bawak balik bagi tuannya... lepas tu sah-sah lah dapat penampau Jepun dari tuannya kerana mana nak tukar duit satu sen banyak2 tu.

Hantu Ponteng
Yang ni payah sikit nak cakap sebab, hantu-hantu ni cam korang lerrr..takder kerja lain asyik ponteng kerja, lepaih tu nengok e-mail..macam sekarang nih..sah-sah tengah ponteng nie..macamana nak jawab..korang sendiri gak jadik hantu..jadi bawak-bawaklah buat kerja ... .. hehehehehe

LEPAS BACE NIE DAH TAK YAH TAKUT2 NGAN HANTU..TAKUT PADA DIRI SENDIRI SEBAB KADANG2 DIRI SENDIRI LEBIH MENYERAMKAN DARIPADA HANTU!!!!!!!!

from http://isuhangat.blogspot.com/2009/03/macam-mana-nak-berhadapan-dengan-hantu.html

Blog TG Nik Aziz

jangan lupa untuk ke pautan di bawah

TG Nik Aziz dah ada blog sendiri dah

http://www.blogtokguru.com

What is Hell (Jahannam)?

[All about Hell. what, where, how and more.]

1. Hell is so deep that if a stone were to be thrown into it, it would travel for 70 years to reaching at the bottom.

2. The breadth of each of the four walls around Hell is equivalent to a distance covered by a walking journey of 40 years.

3. Hell has 7 gates.

4. Hell had been lit for one thousand years until its flames became red.. Again it has heated for another thousand years till its color became white. Still again it was burnt for further thousand years and its white color flames turned pitch black.

5. Even the fiercest fire of this world is 70 fold cooler than the fire of Hell.

6. The lightest punishment in Hell would be the wearing of "Fiery shoes which would cause one ' s brain to boil.

7. Hell in infested with venomous snakes and scorpions of the size of donkeys and if they were to bite a person then he or she will suffer pain for 40 years.

8. For food, the dweller of Hell would be given Zaqqum which is a prickly tree, so bitter, that even if a single molecule of it were to spill onto this earth it would make all the foodstuff of the world bitter and unpalatable.

9. For drinking, the denizen of Hell would be provided with hot, boiling pus mixed with blood, matter, urine and tears etc. of the dwellers of Hell. If a bucket of this foul liquid were to be splashed over this earth, the entire world would be upset and disrupted by its most foul stink.

10. Boiling water would be poured over Jahannami ' s head and this will cause their internal organs to melt and leak out through their feet.

11. The inmates of Hell would be lashed with heavy clubs of iron. If one such club was to be placed upon this earth, the combined strength of all the human beings, as well as all the Jinn, would fail to lift it; and if a mountain is struck with one of these clubs it would cause the whole mountain to disintegrate.

12. The dwellers of Hell would be burnt daily for 70 thousand times. Every time, after the skin and flesh is burnt; they would be restored to life so that they can continuously taste this punishment.

13. A drunkard will be given blood, pus, sweat, filth etc. to drink in Hell.

14. All the haughty people will be gathered in the Hereafter and driven towards Hell but their bodies would be reduced to the size of ants and they will be given to consume the excretions of the dwellers of Hell.

15. Some sinners would be made to climb "SAUD" which is a mountain of fire in Hell, and then dropped from its peak and climb and dropped from its peak and climb and dropped from its peak and this process would continue forever and ever.

16. The dwellers of Hell would be pound in chains which would be greater in length than the distance between the sky and the earth.

17. The clothes of sinners in Hell would be highly inflammable.

18. Beside physical torture, the dwellers of Hell would also be subjected to mental harassment through the taunting by the guardian of Hell who will remind them of their misdeed on earth and remarks "Now taste the fires" etc.

19. The sinners and disbelievers would be humiliate to such an extent that besides their revolting ugliness and pitch black faces, their upper lips would be touching their foreheads and the lower lip dangling around the navel.

20. The dwellers of Hell would weep so much and shed so much of tears and blood that furrows would be formed on their cheeks.

21. The tongues of Hell-inmates would be so long and protruding from there mouths that others would trample and step on them.

22. Shayateen will also rebuke the denizens of Hell. (you will see the jinn and other foul looking creatures you have never seen before burning and shouting right next to you)

23. All the human senses will experience pain and foulness. You will hear horrific and disturbing sounds you have never heard before that would indeed shake you and scare you, and you will see foul and horrific things you have never seen before, as well as taste the foulest things you couldn’t possibly imagine eating... and of course feel pain like no human could possibly ever imagine, forever.

24. The dwellers of Hell would display their rage and fury on those who led them astray.

25. The inhabitants of Hell would appeal to the guardians of Jahannam to intercede on their behalf in the court of Allah but their pleas would reject. They would make direct supplication to Allah but their prayers would not be granted.

26. They will then abide forever in Hell, continuously lamenting and braying like a***s (jungle animals)

That’s pretty extreme ay?
Well even if you try to imagine it, it’s ten thousand times worse.
Humans were created not capable of imagining hell or heaven.

This world is temporary. But when you die, that’s when you start your permanent life.

I hope when you read this you will try to strengthen your EEMAN and fear ALLAH and his punishment. Because when he punishes, he will be severe.

I certainly don’t envy those disbelievers out there. They will all suffer a terrible ending.

email by Fazal Khan

Gelagat Peminat Sukan Luar Negara

mmg macam2 ragam peminat sukan luar negara nih
fanatik la katakan
Malaysia pon ada jgk yg ganas2
tp blum sampai tahap nih lagi rasanya

for more pics

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Meja Study

Meja Study Pompuan

Meja Study Laki (lebey kurang macam meja ako aja)

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Nice Lighter

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Rahsia Tahi Lalat

Bagian Badan	Firasat
bibir atas kanan	banyak rezeki, pandai
bibir atas kiri	ramai kawan, baik hati
bibir bawah kanan	disegani orang, ramai yg suka
bibir bawah kiri	pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah
leher kanan	cerdas, jujur, berani menderita
leher kiri	cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan
leher di tengah	tercapai cita-cita
biji mata kanan	suka serong dan pembohong
biji mata kiri	pembohong tetapi baik hati
hujung mata kanan	baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas
hujung mata kiri	baik budi, murah rezeki
punggung kanan	agak mengalami kesulitan
punggung kiri	malas dan suka duduk
betis kanan	suka berhibur, boros
betis kiri	rajin,tidak suka menganggur
lutut kanan	bersikap tidak peduli dan tak mahu berusaha
lutt kiri	kurang kuat berusaha
kepala sebelah kanan	terkabul cita-cita
kepala sebelah kiri	sering menemui kesusahan
kepala sebelah belakang	jujur, sabar dan tekun
kening kanan	cerdas dan cekap
kening kiri	cerdas, sopan santun
tengah kening	keras hati, berani segala hal
hujung mulut kanan	kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah
hujung mulut kiri	suka berpoya-poya
ketiak kanan	dapat menyimpan rahsia
ketiak kiri	jujur, banyak yang cinta
pergelangan kaki kanan	suka berpergian (keluar rumah)
pergelangan kaki kiri	kehendak kuat
batang hidung	banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya
pada hidung	banyak rezeki
dagu bawah kanan	jujur dan baik hati
dagu bawah kiri	bijak sana dan berbudi luhur
kemaluan kanan atau kiri	baik, suka senggama
di kepala kemaluan (lelaki)	bakal beristeri 2
tumit kanan	jujur dan banyak kawan
tumit kiri	baik budi
alis kanan	suka menolong, baik hati
alis kiri	ramai yang suka
pangkal peha kanan	kemahuan kuat
pangkal peha kiri	suka kerja apa pun
telapak kaki kanan	tak mudah mengeluh
jari kaki kanan	suka menolong
jari kaki kiri	berbudi, suka berbuat baik
bahu kanan	cermat dlm membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan
bahu kiri	suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab
buah dada kanan	baik hati, pendiam,simpan rahsia
buah dada kiri	ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan
lengan kanan	setia dan taat pada atasan
lengan kiri	menepati janji dan rajin
pipi kanan	ramai teman
tengah-tengah pipi kanan	ramai yg suka
tengah-tengah pipi kiri	ramai teman
ubun-ubun	kurang jujur
pusat	cerdas, tangkas, tekun
pusat bahagian kanan	sejahtera dalam hidup
pusat bahagian kiri	beroleh kemliaan
pinggang kanan	sayang pada pasangan hidup
pinggang kiri	disayang pasangan hidup
dada kanan	dapat mengatasi masalah
dada kiri	berani, jujur dan sabar
telapak kaki kanan	tidak mudah mengeluh
telapak kaki kiri	baik budi pekertinya
siku tangan kanan	kuat ingin memiliki kekayaan
siku tangan kiri	baik hati, suka menolong
jari tangan kanan	serba beroleh keuntungan
jari tangan kiri	serba baik bekerja
jari telapak tangan kanan	banyak rezeki tapi boros
jari telapak tangan kiri	banyak rezeki dan cermat
perut bawah kanan	banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf
perut bawah kiri	baik hati, tenang hidupnya
sudut mata kanan dalam	disayang suami atau isteri
sudut mata kiri dalam	tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan
sudut mata kanan luar	baik budi, ramai yg cinta
pelipis kiri	murah rezeki, dpt jadi kaya
pelipis kanan	serba berhasil dalam usaha
kelopak mata kanan atas	baik hati, ramah, berjaya
kelopak mata kiri atas	baik budi, ramai yg suka
kelopak mata kanan bawah	agak malas
kelopak mata kiri bawah	agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana